The most tantalizing FAKE Beatleg ever...

Since I first bought the book, I've found the back cover of John Winn's "Beatlegmania Vol. 3" quite fascinating. It depicts a scan from a 1981 bootleg catalog, detailing the bootlegger's latest release, entitled "The Black Album of Lost Tracks." This is a two-LP set, with what seems to be an utterly impossible tracklist.

You know I love phony Beatles tracks, so I thought I'd reproduce the track descriptions here, and discuss each of them in an attempt to reveal the truth about each... The quotes are taken directly from the ad. The guy really tries to play up tracks to make the package seem legit.

SIDE ONE

1) When I Come To Town (Abbey Road outtake - John & Paul, good mono) - As far as I am aware, this was a bootlegger's false title for Ringo's "Early 1970", as this phrase does appear in the lyrics. I've also heard this as a title for George's ATMP-era demo "Nowhere To Go", which includes the phrase 'when everybody comes to town'. Neither of these songs involve John OR Paul. And we'll get back to "Early 1970" later...

2) I Should Like To Live Up A Tree (Abbey Road outtake - Ringo, good stereo) - Frequent visitors to this blog should recognize this one. The Ringo notation is correct, as this was either a journalist or bootlegger's mistaken title for "Octopus's Garden." I *guess*, given that OP outtakes exist, this is technically possible. (And of course, long after this ad was printed, the folks at Junk Headz slapped it onto a "Get Back"-era John improv with appropriate lyrics, so it could be used either way.)

3) Colliding Circles (Sgt Pepper outtake - John, excellent stereo) - Really? Getting into these ones quick, aren't we? This was a song title fabricated by a fan named Martin Lewis to pad out an early Seventies article in the New Musical Express about the Beatles' supposed unreleased tracks. (Fans would eventually create their own visions of this track however; R. Stevie Moore released a single under this title, and the Beatles bootleg "Relativity Cadenza Vol. 2" contains an outfake of this title, created using trippy Beatle and Rutle samples.)

4) India (Sgt Pepper outtake - George, good mono) - While John would eventually write a song of this title after leaving the Beatles, George didn't.

5) Not Guilty (White Album outtake - original Beatles version, George, excellent mono) - *GASP* Oh my God, a song that actually exists!

6) Sgt. Pepper Medley ("five unfinished cuts from Pepper put together - a fantastic compilation", excellent stereo) - Man, all these supposed lost Pepper tracks. As far as anyone is aware, the only 'lost' Sgt Pepper tracks are "Anything" and "Carnival Of Light"; the other three rejects ("Strawberry Fields", "Penny Lane", and "Northern Song") appeared elsewhere. Besides, what are these alleged unfinished cuts, anyway?? And in excellent stereo?! Damn.

SIDE TWO

1) Oh My Love (Abbey Road outtake - original Beatles version, "classic John & Paul", excellent stereo) - The supposed Beatles version of this is actually performed by a band called the Wackers. So, I guess this scammer could've slapped that one on here, as it was fairly common on vinyl bootlegs.

2) Zero Is Just Another Even Number, or Sgt. Pepper's Dream ("Paul sings lead on this really great Pepper outtake; far better than most cuts on Pepper, this should have been a single", excellent stereo) - Wow, a song supposedly better than most of Sgt. Pepper? Then... why wouldn't they release it? This is actually the first time I've seen "Zero" described as a) a Paul track, as it's usually credited to George, and b) a Sgt. Pepper outtake, rather than an Abbey Road/Hot As Sun track. At least he tried to be original.

3) Annie ("Another top-notch Pepper outtake, could have been a No. 1 single, features John, Paul & George", excellent stereo) - The supposed 'Sgt. Pepper' outtake given this title on old bootlegs is actually "Sun In Her Hand" by a group called Blond. Apparently, there is a Paul song by this title somewhere in the Get Back sessions, but it's nothing more than a brief improv.

4) Step Inside Love (White Album outtake, Paul, good stereo) - Yep, this exists. However, this was likely an educated guess on the scammer's part, as I don't believe this recording was brought to light until the Nineties. There *was* a 1967 demo of "Step Inside Love" circulating on vinyl at this time, but it was atrociously poor mono. But hey, who's to put it past a scammer to embellish?

5) Oh Darling ("incredible 8 minute version") - The eight-minute reel of Paul playing with vocal effects is far from "incredible", so I doubt he meant that one... there may actually be an eight-minute version from the Get Back sessions, though. As a matter of fact, it may have even been edited down for the Anthology 3 version. Don't quote me on that, though.

6) Strawberry Fields Forever ("longer, different version", excellent stereo) - Don't know what to say about this one; there are different versions of SFF, and they are in excellent stereo. I dunno about 'longer' though. I suppose this could be one of the slow, rambling, Mellotron-based takes that ended in little jams.

SIDE THREE

1) Circles & Circles (Sgt Pepper outtake, George with John, "features some fabulous guitar", excellent mono) - Bullshit. The closest to this title would be the White Album-era demo "Circles", which is George and only George, and features organ and only organ.

2) John's Dream (White Album outtake, features Yoko Ono & George on sitar, excellent mono) - Could be a bullshit title, though apparently there is a poor quality outfake claiming to be from the White Album era called "The Dream". I haven't heard this, so I don't know if there are any elements resembling a sitar or Yoko. The only genuine White Album outtake featuring John, George and Yoko (but no sitar) is, of course, "What's The New Mary Jane."

3) Not Unknown (Sgt Pepper outtake, George, "with really strange organ, similar to It's All Too Much", excellent stereo) - If this boot existed, I'd bet any money that this track would be "Only A Northern Song." Not only is that a Sgt Pepper-era George song that features organ and a cacophony of sounds different from, but just as noisy as, "It's All Too Much", but it's working title was the similar "Not Known." A track in no way fitting the scammer's description has also surfaced on Beatlegs, this time being a mislabeled copy of Blond's "There's A Man Standing In The Corner."

4) Heavenly Smiles (Lady Madonna sessions, George, "same far-out organ as on Not Unknown, sounds like bagpipes, this is a really fantastic cut, one of GH's best", excellent stereo) - Now, you know if he plays it up THAT much, it must be a bullshit title. Bingo. Although... "sounds like bagpipes" does fit a George song from the Lady Madonna sessions - but that's "The Inner Light."

5) Four Nights In Moscow (Abbey Road outtake, all, excellent mono) - Kindly consult my compilation entitled "Hot As Sun". Thank you. :-P (Yes, this is "Early 1970" again, and that doesn't feature 'all'; I believe only George had a cameo on that track.)

6) Proud As You Are (Revolver outtake, "Paul ballad, very good", excellent mono) - IT'S JUST FOR YOU! Uh, I'm assuming this was meant to be something different than *that*. This was a title from the Hot As Sun article which, through misinformed '70s Beatle books such as "All Together Now," ended up as part of other eras. Junk Headz (and me) seem to be the first to actually assign a song to this title... but obviously, it's far from being a very good ballad!

7) Here Come The Sun King ("the original, longer version", excellent stereo) - There is indeed an "original, longer version" of Sun King, but it certainly wouldn't be in stereo. John recorded a lengthy, repetitive instrumental version during the Get Back sessions, which later appeared on vinyl boots such as "Return to Abbey Road."

8) Sun Kings ("continuation, mindblowing", excellent stereo) - Your guess is as good as mine.

SIDE 4

1) Rocking Saturday Night (Paul, "from unreleased 1969 Beatles 'Rock & Roll' album", excellent stereo) - Do I even have to mention that neither this song or that album ever existed?

2) Shake, Rattle and Roll ("longer than movie version, from 'Rock & Roll'", excellent stereo) - While the Beatles did cover this in 1969 (and indeed, a longer copy exists than the hackjob on Anthology 3, not that that album would have any effect 15 years prior), this supposed unreleased album still doesn't exist.

3) Yer Blues ("longer, different version", excellent stereo) - Oh hell, it's probably the damn Rock and Roll Circus one.

4) Honey Pie (alternate take, excellent stereo) - A number of vinyl boots did indeed have a supposed 'alternate take' of Honey Pie. It was fake, being nothing more than a fan's bastardization/overdubbing of the album version.

5) Jubilee (original Beatles version of Junk, good mono) - I dunno, was the Esher demo circulating by 1981? If so, then yeah, I'll give 'em this one.

6) I'd Have You Anytime (original Beatles version, excellent stereo) - The Beatles never attempted this All Things Must Pass track as far as anyone knows; not even during the Get Back sessions, where songs like Hear Me Lord and Isn't It A Pity debuted.

7) Sgt. Pepper Jam ("outtake of theme", excellent stereo) - Not unless he skipped about 28 years into the future and got ahold of the multitracks; because while an instrumental jam version of Sgt. Pepper is possible to mix NOW, it wasn't in 1981.

8) All Things Must Pass ("This is NOT the more common version which was a Let It Be film outtake; rather, this is the original Beatles version cut from Abbey Rd.", excellent stereo) - Another lucky guess. As Anthology 3 showed, there was an Abbey Road-era version of this song, but I don't believe anyone knew about it in 1981.

Now, the guy claims to be selling 40 copies of this at $35 apiece. Not too bad. But he claims that the flyer is being sent out to 200 people, so we'd better move fast. This means that he either took people's money silently and just didn't send them anything, or told every person who wanted a copy that they were sold out.

Incidentally, the ad includes another album - a three LP set called "Sessions from Beatles Underground", featuring 12-15 minute session excerpts focusing on "Mean Mr. Mustard", "I Am The Walrus", "Revolution", "Hey Jude", "Mary Jane", and "Blackbird". While such an album would be possible now, there's no way in Hell he could've pulled such an album off in 1981.

A "Sgt. Pepper" addendum

Just thought I'd mention this as a follow-up to my previous post....

I went to Borders yesterday seeing if I could get "Sgt. Pepper" on DVD for cheap. I couldn't find the musicals section, so I used their computer. When you select a movie on there, it brings up a paragraph summarizing the movie. Here's what got me - their 'summary' of THIS particular movie was basically, in quite a few more words, "This movie sucks, don't buy this. We're not even gonna describe the plot. It sucks that badly."

Geez people! Let it go!

"Sgt. Pepper" - the little musical that should've

Last night I finally stopped trying to resist the urge to dig out my worn, ancient VHS of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." (I'd like to upgrade to DVD someday - I heard the picture quality is vastly superior to the VHS versions.) I've lost count of how many times I've seen this movie, but unlike the rest of human civilization, I actually enjoy it. A lot. I can't necessarily explain why but... it's just such a great movie! I mean, it has the Bee Gees! Steve Martin! Peter Frampton! Singing robots! Disco Beatles! How can you go wrong?!

Well...

* There's no dialogue. Well, very little, at least - and all of it comes from George Burns. His narration pops up when you don't need it, and is nowhere to be found when you expect it. (Did you also notice that he tends to repeat himself in the same sentence? He'll say something once, then say it over again, slightly reworded.)

* There's characters named Billy Shears, Dr. Maxwell Edison, Strawberry Fields, Mr. Kite, Mr. Mustard, Lucy (lead singer of The Diamonds), the Hendersons... but hey, "Across The Universe" did it and no one complained, did they?

* Some scenes seem like particularly poor rehearsal footage - "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" especially. I'm assuming they didn't redo it because Steve Martin was only available briefly, but come on... that whole scene's one blooper after another!

* Despite the music being helmed by the Beatles' own George Martin, the arrangements stray quite a bit from the originals. "She's Leaving Home" is sung by robots.

But the hell with all the usual gripes, why is it GOOD?

* The new arrangements actually aren't that bad... "She's Leaving Home" isn't even entirely awful. Hell, I love the 10-minute disco version of "She's So Heavy"; shame it wasn't on the soundtrack like that.

* It's funny! The Bee Gees were known for their sense of humor, and it shows. Just a shame they didn't find the public's reaction to this movie particular funny...

* Billy Preston does the best version of "Get Back", ever. (I don't even care about the usual "why does Sgt. Pepper become a black guy?" gripe - it's not supposed to be the actual person, it's supposed to be the weather vane!)

* Just when you think they can't pack in more random celebrities... AEROSMITH!

* The ending is brilliant - the "Sgt. Pepper" LP cover reenacted with then-current celebrities. And tons of them. (But not including, as popular belief has it, Messrs. McCartney and Harrison.)

* Craterface from "Grease" is in it! Yeah, I know that doesn't make the movie better, but I just noticed that yesterday and was totally surprised. (He's one of the dancers in "Maxwell's Silver Hammer".)

* Peter Frampton! In a movie! No, he's not the greatest actor in the world, but how many times do you see Peter Frampton in a movie? "Almost Famous" is his only other acting credit, to my knowledge.

* It's better than the movies the Beatles were actually in... I mean, come on. "Magical Mystery Tour" was terrible. What the hell was that about? They're on a bus and then they're drunk and then... there's a stripper? Then they're in tuxedos? Huh. Not for me.

* The opening of the movie is just bad-ass. It opens in World War I (complete with period-friendly Paramount logo), and shows the progression of Sgt. Pepper's Band over several decades, with an appropriate rearrangement of the song to match. Then, when we get up to date, the new Sgt. Pepper's Band rocks the house!

* Steve Martin is in it being his regular goofy self. I know that's not so special nowadays, but back then, seeing Steve in a movie was rare. (Y'know, before he was making movies whose main joke was the word "hamburger.")

* It completely sums up rock music at that time. Frampton, the Bee Gees, funk, disco, Aerosmith, Earth Wind and Fire, Alice Cooper... all in one awkward bundle! Just a shame that... you know, the soundtrack album ended up being dumped in a landfill. *sigh*

Seriously, though, give "Sgt. Pepper" a chance. ESPECIALLY if you liked "Across The Universe." Like most things turn out to be (except the 1994 season of SNL), it's nowhere near as bad as legend would have it.

While waiting for Zappa's "Lumpy Money"...

I had an idea, since a lot of people seem frustrated by the delay of Frank Zappa's "Lumpy Gravy"/"We're Only In It For The Money" sessions set...

There's a load of material floating around out there - in the meantime, why not make a (slightly belated) "We're Only In It For The Money" 40th anniversary set to tide yourself over? You'll need the as-nature-intended remastered CD and the 1986 bastardized remix, as well as the prototype version of the album and a number of alternate mixes you should be able to find online fairly easily.

(Yes, it's another DIY one. Sorry - all I need is an angry lawyer-wielding Dweezil on my doorstep!)

This is just my suggested tracklist; if anyone has anything to add or wants to suggest an alternative sequence, feel free.

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DISC ONE

The 1967 Prototype Version
1 Lonely Little Girl / Oh No
2 Theme From 'Burnt Weeny Sandwich'
3 Mom And Dad
4 Harry, You're A Beast
5 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
6 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
7 Stuff Up The Cracks
8 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
9 Mother People
10 The Idiot Bastard Son
11 Who Needs The Peace Corps?

The Original 1968 Album (side 1)
12 Are You Hung Up?
13 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
14 Concentration Moon
15 Mom And Dad
16 Telephone Conversation
17 Bow Tie Daddy
18 Harry, You're A Beast
19 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
20 Absolutely Free
21 Flower Punk
22 Hot Poop

DISC TWO

The Original 1968 Album (side 2)
1 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
2 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
3 The Idiot Bastard Son
4 Lonely Little Girl
5 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
6 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
7 Mother People
8 The Chrome-Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

The Bastardized 1986 Remix
9 Are You Hung Up?
10 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
11 Concentration Moon
12 Mom And Dad
13 Telephone Conversation
14 Bow Tie Daddy
15 Harry, You're A Beast
16 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
17 Absolutely Free
18 Flower Punk
19 Hot Poop
20 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
21 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
22 The Idiot Bastard Son
23 Lonely Little Girl
24 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
25 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
26 Mother People
27 The Chrome-Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

DISC THREE

Alternate Versions
1 Lonely Little Girl - single version
2 The Idiot Bastard Son - "Mothermania" version
3 Mother People - "Mothermania" version
4 Who Needs The Peace Corps? - alternate RYKO remix
5 Concentration Moon - alternate RYKO remix
6 Mom And Dad - alternate RYKO remix #1
7 Mom And Dad - alternate RYKO remix #2
8 Mom And Dad - alternate RYKO remix #3
9 Bow Tie Daddy - alternate RYKO remix #1
10 Bow Tie Daddy - alternate RYKO remix #2
11 Harry, You're A Beast - alternate RYKO remix
12 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? - alternate RYKO remix
13 Absolutely Free - alternate RYKO remix
14 Flower Punk - alternate RYKO remix #1
15 Flower Punk - alternate RYKO remix #2
16 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music - alternate RYKO remix
17 Let's Make The Water Turn Black - alternate RYKO remix
18 The Idiot Bastard Son - alternate RYKO remix
19 Lonely Little Girl - alternate RYKO remix
20 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance - alternate RYKO remix
21 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) - alternate RYKO remix
22 Mother People - alternate RYKO remix #1
23 Mother People - alternate RYKO remix #2
24 Mother People - alternate RYKO remix #3

(D/L) The Rutles - a few tracks to download...

I got a request to post some of the trickier tracks to find from my DIY Rutles compilation, so here they are in one ZIP...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8OQZ6HQZ

* Cheese And Onions (Nasty live on SNL, 1977)
* Fallen Arch Angel ('Let It Rot' outtake, according to the "Last Tea Party Tapes" bootleg)
* I Must Be In Love (Dirk McQuickly live, 2000 - I forgot to add this to the tracklist, but I thought someone might want it)
* Shangri-La (single edit)
* The Rutles Movie Medley

Unfortunately, I only had these (except "Cheese and Onions") in MP3 quality, but they sound alright. I ripped C&O from the SNL Second Season boxed set.

The Compleat Rutles - the boxed set that wasn't (revised)

In the vein of the DIY Spinal Tap compilation I posted about a while back, I thought I'd share the tracklist for another DIY compilation... incidentally, also centered around a nonexistent band. :-)


To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the classic TV movie "The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash," the fictional story of England's OTHER legendary foursome, I was going to put together a boxed set called 'The Compleat Rutles,' compiling each and every existing track I could find, arranged in 'chronological order' based on information taken directly from their fictional backstory. I had just intended to circulate it as a trade-only thing, but unfortunately, people a little too close to the Neil Innes camp (Neil wrote all of the material, and sang much of it as well) caught wind of it and demanded that I stop working on it. So, before the 30th anniversary year ends in a couple weeks, I thought I'd release the tracklist for anyone interested in putting together their own copy. The first information after the track title is the fictional recording information about the track; the second information (if necessary) is real-life info about what exactly the track is so you can find it for yourself. So here we go...

DISC ONE: 1960-1964
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01) GOOSE STEP MAMA (the Silver Rutles demo sessions, 1960 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
02) GOOSE STEP MAMA (take 1 from the Decca audition, 1962 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
03) NOW SHE'S LEFT YOU (take 1 from the Decca audition, 1962 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
04) NOW SHE'S LEFT YOU (take 1, 1996 remix / from "Archaeology")
05) NUMBER ONE (take 1, 1962 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
06) NUMBER ONE (take 2, 1962 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
07) NUMBER ONE (released as a single, 1962 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
08) BABY LET ME BE (take 2, 1963 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
09) BABY LET ME BE (take 3, 1963 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
10) BABY LET ME BE ("Twist and Rut" EP, 1963 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
11) BLUE SUEDE SCHUBERT (take 1, 1963 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
12) HOLD MY HAND INTRO (from the BBC TV's "Rutland Sound", 1963 / from the LP version of "The Rutles" soundtrack)
13) WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU (Royal Variety Performance, 1963 / from the TV film)
14) HOLD MY HAND ("Meet The Rutles", 1963 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
15) BLUE SUEDE SCHUBERT ("Meet The Rutles", 1963 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
16) BABY S'IL VOUS PLAIT (take 1, 1964 / from the Japanese version of "Archaeology")
17) HOLD MY HAND (live on Ed Sullivan, 1964 / from the TV film)
18) I MUST BE IN LOVE (take 3, 1964 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
19) BETWEEN US (take 1, 1964 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
20) BETWEEN US (take 2, 1964 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)

DISC TWO: 1964-1967
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01) I MUST BE IN LOVE (single, 1964 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
02) I MUST BE IN LOVE (raw mime track for "Rutland Night Out" TV show, 1964 / from the Japanese CD of the Idle/Innes "Rutland Weekend Songbook" album)
03) I MUST BE IN LOVE (live with mime track for "Rutland Night Out", 1964 / from the Idle/Innes "Rutland Weekend Songbook" album)
04) WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU ("A Hard Day's Rut", 1964 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
05) BETWEEN US ("A Hard Day's Rut", 1964 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
06) LIVING IN HOPE (take 2, 1964 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
07) LIVING IN HOPE ("Rutles For Sale", 1964 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
08) IT'S LOOKING GOOD (take 1, 1965 stereo mix / from the Japanese "Archaeology")
09) IT'S LOOKING GOOD (take 1, 1982 mono mix / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
10) OUCH! (single, 1965 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
11) IT'S LOOKING GOOD (live at Che Stadium, 1965 / from the TV film)
12) SONG O' THE CONTINUITY ANNOUNCERS (Dirk on BBC TV's "Not Also, But Only", 1965 / from the "Rutland Weekend Songbook" album)
13) IT'S LOOKING GOOD ("Rutle Soul", 1965 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
14) PLENTY OF TIME (take 1, 1966 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
15) TESTING ONE-TWO (1966 Christmas EP / from "Rutland Weekend Songbook")
16) DOUBLEBACK ALLEY (take 2, 1967 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
17) DOUBLEBACK ALLEY (single, 1967 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
18) GOOD TIMES ROLL (take 1, 1967 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
19) GOOD TIMES ROLL (remake attempt, 1967 / "The Children Of Rock 'N' Roll" from the "Rutland Weekend Songbook" album)
20) GOOD TIMES ROLL ("Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band", 1967 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
21) NEVERTHELESS ("Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band", 1967 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)

DISC THREE: 1967-1969
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01) LOVE LIFE (take 1, 1967 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
02) LOVE LIFE (take 2, 1967 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
03) LOVE LIFE (live on the "Our World" telecast, 1967 / from the TV film)
04) LOVE LIFE (single, 1967 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
05) PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE (take 6, 1967 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
06) PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE (single, 1967 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
07) MY LITTLE UKELELE (1967 Christmas EP / from the Japanese "Archaeology")
08) CHEESE AND ONIONS (take 4 - film mix, 1968 / from the TV film)
09) WE'VE ARRIVED (take 1, 1968 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
10) WE'VE ARRIVED (take 2, 1968 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
11) WE'VE ARRIVED (take 1, 1996 remix / from "Archaeology")
12) WE'VE ARRIVED (take 2, 1996 remix / from "Archaeology")
13) ANOTHER DAY ("The Shite Album", 1968 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
14) CHEESE AND ONIONS ("Yellow Submarine Sandwich", 1969 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
15) FALLEN ARCH ANGEL (from the "Get Up And Go" sessions, 1969 / from the "Rutland Weekend Television" TV show)
16) GET UP AND GO (take 236, 1969 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
17) GET UP AND GO (take 237, 1969 / from the "Sweet Rutle Tracks" bootleg)
18) GET UP AND GO (live on the Rutle Corps rooftop, 1969 / from the TV film)
19) TODAY IS OUR WEDDING DAY (Dirk home demo, 1969 / from the TV film)
20) GET UP AND GO (single, 1969 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
21) LET'S BE NATURAL ("Shabby Road", 1969 / from "The Rutles" soundtrack)
22) LULLABY (Nasty home demo, 1969 / from the Japanese "Archaeology")

DISC FOUR: 1969-2007
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01) MAJOR HAPPY'S UP AND COMING ONCE UPON A GOOD TIME BAND (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
02) RENDEZVOUS (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
03) QUESTIONNAIRE (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
04) LONELY-PHOBIA (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
05) HEY MISTER! (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
06) EASY LISTENING (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
07) THE KNICKER ELASTIC KING (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
08) I LOVE YOU (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
09) EINE KLEINE MIDDLE KLASSE MUSIK (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
10) JOE PUBLIC (the Rutles' unreleased 1969 album / "Archaeology")
11) CHEESE AND ONIONS (Nasty live on SNL, 1977 / "Saturday Night Live: The Complete Second Season" DVD set - the same episode also includes "Shangri-La", but it's the original Neil Innes version, as the Rutleized version was still years away)
12) UNFINISHED WORDS (unreleased Nasty track from c. 1978, completed in 1996 / "Archaeology")
13) GING GANG GOOLIE (Dirk and Stig single a-side, 1978 - this is actually real. The tracks have been bootlegged a few times; I recommend looking for the boot "Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band", where they appeared in great quality.)
14) MR. SHEENE (Dirk and Stig single b-side, 1978)
15) THE RUTLES MOVIE MEDLEY (single, 1982 / this one seems to pop up on Peer-to-Peer, but I'll post it on here if anyone needs it)
16) UNDER MY SKIN ("Archaeology" outtake, 1996 / from the 2007 reissue of "Archaeology")
17) SHANGRI-LA (edit from "Shangri-La" single, 1996)
18) SHANGRI-LA ("Archaeology", 1996)
19) DON'T KNOW WHY ("Archaeology", 1996)
20) BACK IN '64 ("Archaeology", 1996)
21) RUT-A-LOT (from the 2007 reissue of "Archaeology")

Phew! Hell of a lot of output for a Beatles parody! :-D