(D/L) 'Whoomp' uncensored - by request!

I'd like to fulfill Mark's request here... this is the "Original Club Version" of Whoomp There It Is, sourced from the 12" single. This is the original version, uncensored - NOT the Magic City Version! I honestly don't think this appeared elsewhere, not even on Tag Team's otherwise uncensored album. (That's a great question, how'd that album not get a Parental Advisory sticker??)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=265L3GGK

I was considering posting the rip-off "XXX Version" single as well, but a) it obviously wasn't made by Tag Team (though their song is sampled), and b) it bares little resemblance to "Whoomp There It Is" anyway.

The "Whoomp!" Project - tracks needed!! (updated)

I'm trying to finish a project I've been working on for quite a long time.... just a little throwback to my childhood. I'd like to create a 2-CD set of all of the singles (there were quite a few) released of "Whoomp! There It Is". Go ahead, laugh. :-P

However, I need some tracks that are especially hard to find. Here's the potential tracklist, as well as what I have and still need:

UPDATE (11/3) - Expanded the tracklist, but I have all the new tracks.

DISC ONE
01) Whoomp! There It Is [Original Club Version] - have. This is the uncensored version of the original mix, and is EXTREMELY rare. I found it on a 12" single.
02) Whoomp! There It Is [Magic City Version] - have
03) Whoomp! There It Is [Dirty Acapella] - have
04) Whoomp! There It Is [Radio Edit] - have
05) Whoomp! There It Is [Clean Club Mix] - have
06) Whoomp! There It Is [House Mix] - have
07) Whoomp! There It Is [Clean Acapella] - have
08) Whoomp! There It Is [Instrumental] - have
09) Whoomp! There It Is [WPGC Remix] - have
10) Whoomp! There It Is [KPWR Remix] - have
11) Whoomp! There It Is [Suburban Remix #1] - have
12) Whoomp! There It Is [Suburban Remix #2] - have
13) Whoomp! There It Is [Shake Your Booty European Remix] - DON'T HAVE! This is only on the European "Whoomp: The Remixes" single, which is very, very expensive to buy online. I was hoping someone would already own it.
14) Whoomp! Si Lo Es [Original Mix] - have
15) Whoomp! Si Lo Es [Montuno Mix] - have
16) Whoomp! Si Lo Es [Abanero Mix] - have

DISC TWO

01) Whoomp! Si Lo Es [La Descarga Vocal Mix] - have
02) Whoomp! Si Lo Es [La Descarga Mix] - have
03) Whoomp! There It Is XXX Version [Pimpin' Mix] - have; I debated over including this cash-in by 'Pimp Team' (who AREN'T Tag Team - the vocalist is female, and the lyrics are replaced with a LeWanda Page-ish monologue), but the Tag Team version is obviously sampled.
04) Whoomp! There It Is XXX Version [Pimpinest Mix]
05) Whoomp! There It Is XXX Version [Pimpin' Beats and Pieces]
06) Whoomp! There It Is XXX Version [Pimpamental]
07) Whoomp! There It Is XXX Version [Pimpapella]
08) Addams Family Whoomp [Master Mix] - have
09) Addams Family Whoomp [TV Mix From Master] - DON'T HAVE!
10) Addams Family Whoomp [Extended Mix] - have
11) Addams Family Whoomp [Techno Mix With Guitar] - have
12) Addams Family Whoomp! [TV Mix From Techno] - DON'T HAVE!
13) Addams Family Whoomp! [Extended Techno Mix] - have
14) Whoomp! There It Went [Mickey's Radio Mix] - have
15) Whoomp! There It Went [Instrumental Mix] - have

Okay, I have all but THREE SONGS - if anyone can help me out, lemme know!

So, it's apparently my birthday...

Today, I'm 22. I feel old. Especially since I just realized all that I've lived through so far. Some of which I'm ashamed to have witnessed...

* Both Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan's James Bond careers
* The Spice Girls
* New Kids On The Block (y'know, before Donnie Wahlberg turned cool and starred in "Saw")
* The entire Jay and Silent Bob series
* The cancellation, 16-year hiatus, and reboot of "Doctor Who" (I think I managed to live through all of Sylvester McCoy's tenure, which makes me feel REALLY old)
* N*Sync
* Hanson
* The life and death of the Super Nintendo, Game Boy, Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube, Sega Saturn, Playstation 1, original XBox, Sega Dreamcast, Atari Lynx, Game Gear, etcetera, etcetera...
* For that matter, the massive popularity, popularity slump, and dissolution of Sega, and the unforeseen passing of Sonic The Hedgehog into Nintendo's hands
* The Simpsons (INCLUDING the Tracey Ullman shorts!)
* The career of Chris Farley
* Two cancellations of "Family Guy"
* Beanie Babies
* Virtual pets
* Pokemon
* Power Rangers

The most disturbing fact is that I suffered through all of the NINETIES, and made it out alive. My word.